Who the heck is James Lipton you ask? James Lipton is an American writer, poet, and dean emeritus of the Actors Studio drama school in New York City. He is the executive producer, writer and host of the Bravo cable television series, Inside the Actors Studio.

The James Lipton Interview of Sherri:
What is your favorite word? ... Well, I'm assuming you're looking for a word that's appropriate for the general public, so I'll say: "whatever"
What is your least favorite word? ... Well, I'm assuming you're looking for a word that's appropriate for the general public, so I'll say: "Tuesday"
What turns you on creatively, spiritually, or emotionally? ... Tom Brady, Keith Urban, Joel McHale, Hugh Jackman, wait...what was the question again?
What turns you off creatively, spiritually, or emotionally? ... Ugly/Annoying Quarterbacks (peyton manning, brett favre) and lifetime for women.
What sound or noise do you love? ... A tree falling in the forest when no one is around. IT DOES make a sound. You don't even know!
What sound or noise do you hate? ... The voices in my head - WHY DO THEY KEEP TALKING TO ME?!?!?!?
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? ... Teasing the one-string monkeys. I'm quite good at it!
What profession would you not like to do? ... Member of a strictly 80's Billy Joel cover band.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? ... "Your date, Joel McHale, is to your left. You will be enjoying a romantic dinner, followed by a private concert by the Ting Tings"
The James Lipton Interview of Mike:
What is your favorite word? ... Ga Ga
What is your least favorite word? ... Limbaugh
What turns you on creatively, spiritually, or emotionally? ... The NFL, Reds Baseball with Marty & The Cowboy, & the NCAA Basketball Tournement
What turns you off creatively, spiritually, or emotionally? ... users.
What sound or noise do you love? ... "Welcome to Taco Bell. Can i take your order?"
What sound or noise do you hate? ... "That'll be $21.75 at the first window please."
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? ... Brazier Specialist, Ben Roethlisberger's Wing Man, or a Film Producer
What profession would you not enjoy? ... Kirstie Alley's Chubby Buddy
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? ... "Here's a get out of Hell for Free Card. Come back when you are ready. Say "Hi" to Jenna when you see her."
The James Lipton Interview of Pete:
What is your favorite word? ... Smeg!
What is your least favorite word? ... I don't know ....... Hair-piece
What turns you on creatively, spiritually, or emotionally? ... FUNK!
What turns you off creatively, spiritually, or emotionally? ... boyfriends, husbands, things like that
What sound or noise do you love? ... Two hands coming together
What sound or noise do you hate? ... Two hands staying apart
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? ... Rocord Store Owner
What profession would you not like to do? ... Prison Guard
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? ... "Welcome Cracka! You're playing the main stage with the Funk Brothers in 10 minutes."
The James Lipton Interview of Fred: